Ashland Invitational Poker Club

Season 2023 Overview

Games Played 5
Start Date 1/3/2023
End Date 12/31/2023
Total Winnings $0.00
Points Leader Speed with 19 points
Winnings Leader Speed with $27.00


Speed 19 $27.00 $27.00 5
Ray Gun 17 $21.00 $21.00 4
Our Guest 11 $12.00 $12.00 4
Zombie Killer 11 $-3.00 $-3.00 5
The Dude 11 $-28.00 $-28.00 5
Padre 6 $-14.00 $-14.00 4
Rico 3 $1.00 $1.00 1
Counselor 3 $-12.00 $-12.00 2
Lord of Lowball 0 $0.00 $0.00 0
The Lone Ranger 0 $0.00 $0.00 0
The Nemesis 0 $0.00 $0.00 0
Mitch 0 $-4.00 $-4.00 1

Schedule / Results

Game 5 1/31/2023 7:00 PM Speed
Game 4 1/24/2023 7:00 PM Speed
Game 3 1/17/2023 7:00 PM Ray Gun
Game 2 1/10/2023 7:00 PM The Dude
Game 1 1/4/2023 7:00 PM Our Guest


It's Déjà Vu All Over Again
Both hand size and final results were similar to last week as Speed and Ray Gun took first and second with the Dude finishing last. The trophy was absent this week, however, and your Padre, after pocketing a two dollar derelict pot for the second week in a row, lost in single digits instead of winning a couple up on the night.
posted by Padre 2 days ago
Speed Takes First & Mitch Delivers
Speed finished first, and Mitch Barnes, despite family obligations that prevented him from staying to play, delivered the championship trophy and the loser's trophy, with the latter going to the Counselor. The two dollar derelict pot lifted your Padre above even on the night. Good times and fig newtons.
posted by Padre 9 days ago
Pew! Pew!™
It was looking like "Ladies Night" until Ray Gun showed up. He arrived late, paid his dues, and slapped everyone around. The she/her pronoun team did each finish a dollar up, and the Galactic Derelict allowed the Dude to add a two dollar D to his modest win. Speed dodged the absent trophy, tying Padre for the largest loss at eight dollars down. So, Ray Gun goes positive on the chart on the night before his birthday, and Our Guest, Choo-choo, widens her first-place lead to ten dollars.
posted by Padre 16 days ago
When Titans Battle
Game 2? Legendary. Hands were huge. Speed saw his quads beaten by Rico's Chicago Seven low. Twice. The Padre drew a straight flush. The Dude unsheathed a straight flush wheel. It went on and on. After four hours of hurling huge hands at big pots, though, it took a two dollar derelict for the Dude to break a two-way, two dollar tie for first. The "biggest" loss? Mitch took home the loser's trophy at only four dollars down. Heroic play all around.
posted by Padre 23 days ago
NO EVIL STATS LIVE ON... Choo-choooooooo!
It's a new year and a complete reset. After game one of 2023, the light at the end of the tunnel proved to be an oncoming train: Choo-choo finished first in double digits, with the new and improved Speed close behind. Everyone else lost. The Galactic Derelict took home his dollar D, and Batman took home the loser's trophy. In the Dark Knight's eyewitness account:

"Four regulars and a guest convened at the 19th hole. It was warm on the deck despite the cold weather. Wade has added an under the table propane heater that is a game changer.

"The train was unstoppable and the Dude could not get going.

"The Galactic Derelict claimed his $1 namesake.

"Big pots...big wins...big loses.

"Guest #1 +15
Speed +12
Derelict -7+1=-6
Killer. -7
Dude -14

"This aggression will not stand man."
posted by Padre 30 days ago

Next Game

There are currently no upcoming games scheduled for this season.

Latest Results

Title: Game 5
Date/Time: 1/31/2023 7:00 PM
Location: To Be Determined
# of Players:
Total Payout: $0.00
Winner: Speed