Ashland Invitational Poker Club

Season 2026 Overview

Games Played 7
Start Date 1/6/2026
End Date 12/31/2026
Total Winnings $0.00
Points Leader Padre with 29 points
Winnings Leader Padre with $54.00

Standings

PlayerPointsWinningsEarningsGames
Padre 29 $54.00 $54.00 6
Mitch 19 $4.00 $4.00 7
Ray Gun 18 $6.00 $6.00 6
Doc 14 $-7.00 $-7.00 6
The Nemesis 11 $11.00 $11.00 2
Rico 11 $6.00 $6.00 3
Choo-choo 9 $-15.00 $-15.00 5
The Dude 9 $-43.00 $-43.00 6
Speed 7 $6.00 $6.00 3
Our Guest 6 $-1.00 $-1.00 2
OG II 0 $0.00 $0.00 0
Zombie Killer 0 $0.00 $0.00 0
Counselor 0 $-21.00 $-21.00 1

Schedule / Results

NameDate/TimeWinner
Game 7 2/17/2026 7:00 PM Rico
Game 6 2/10/2026 7:00 PM Padre
Game 5 2/3/2026 7:00 PM Ray Gun
Game 4 1/27/2026 7:00 PM Padre
Game 3 1/20/2026 7:00 PM Speed
Game 2 1/13/2026 7:00 PM Padre
Game 1 1/6/2026 7:00 PM Doc

News

The Good Times
They rolled. Six other regulars made their way through the snow to the Padre's place for a night of Jambalaya, King Cake shipped from New Orleans, and a Mardi Gras music mix. Some kind of voodoo kept many boards and many winning hands remarkably weak, and the overall improvement in play among the regulars kept the final wins and losses respectably close. Rico returned and finished first at just six up. Only two players ended in the red: Doc and the Dude, at nine and ten down respectively. The trophy was not in play, but the two dollar derelict pot doubled the meager win the evening's host had spent the night grinding out. A good time was had by all. Mardi Gras is over, but your Padre recommends giving up boring Tuesdays for Lent, so—see you at the table!
posted by Padre 4 days ago
Eggplant Taco Love U Day
Valentine's Day is Saturday, and this week was AIPC's annual early-warning-system reminder to all regulars to show some appreciation to their significant others and potential Valentines. The game was indoors at your Padre's with a fireside pre-game social hour in effect. Speed was missed. The music was, of course, a newly curated "Eggplant Taco Love U Day Mix." With the Dude and your Padre both healthy and back at the table, the volume level returned to normal: 11. In the end, the night's fairly close finish failed to reflect the pot sizes, which were often hefty. Your host for the evening ground away from ten-on to a six-up, first place finish. The good doctor, who generously shared a beautiful Polish potato vodka, avoided the absent trophy after finishing ten dollars down. He continues to learn and improve. Our Guest made a spectacularly bad series of decisions at Regret, which Ray Gun brought to his attention in the most sportsmanlike and admirable way possible. Overall, the guest's play was good, and a two dollar derelict pot lifted him to even on the night. This was another great Tuesday gathering, and next week's annual Mardi Gras game promises to be even better. Let the good times roll.
posted by Padre 11 days ago
From the Perspective of Your Nemesis
As told by our Highlander:

The Nemesis returned to the table for his second appearance of the year under slightly strange conditions. Three reliable regulars were out sick, including both Padre and The Dude, which gave the night an off-kilter feel before the first card was even dealt. Still, six showed, the game ran, and the system held.

Despite a deceptively close finish, this was a rebuy-heavy night. Ray Gun, Speed, and Mitch all went back to the well at least once. Rico and the Nemesis avoided rebuys only by the grace of a couple of thin nickels (you have no right).

Ray Gun ended up the “big” winner at three dollars up, which in this economy qualifies as dominance. If that number doesn’t set a record, it certainly threatens one. Early on, Ray Gun and Doc split pots like it was a cooperative exercise, but both promptly returned those earnings to the table, restoring the natural order. Galactus giveth, Galactus taketh away, Galactus still wins.

After a one-dollar finish up, the Nemesis remains quietly perfect on the year: two appearances, two positive results. Time spent coaching in the minor leagues hasn’t dulled the swing.

Mitch finished even, as did Rico and Doc, after Mitch picked up two dollars in the derelict. In the end, the poker gods showed a preference for balance.

There had to be a loser, because math is cruel and consistent. This time it was Speed, four down, and the margin deserves context. The final result should have been even tighter than it was, but the night ended with an unexplainable bluff by Speed on the last hand—two pair pushed hard into a situation where a full house was not just possible, but likely, and where an obvious straight was already lurking in plain sight. Without that hand, the trophy was probably headed Speed’s way at roughly two down, and Ray Gun likely ties the Nemesis at one up. Instead, the ledger snapped shut as-is. The trophy was not in play, which is merciful because the only reason Speed would deserve the trophy was the questionable play on the final hand.

Outside the cards, conditions were ideal. Cigars were solid. Space heaters fought the cold to a draw. A respectable bourbon selection remained standing at the end, and the music landed in that rare sweet spot—80s and 90s deep enough to avoid pandering, familiar enough to avoid complaints.

In a moment of investigative duty, the Nemesis tracked rounds and timestamps for the first five cycles, in an effort to observe how the real professionals keep things moving. At six-handed, the pace averaged twenty minutes per round, or five minutes per game. Eleven different games were played before a repeat was called. Twenty-two distinct games appeared in the first thirty calls. Eights and fives made a strong case for being the cards of the night.

It was an odd table without Padre and The Dude—two of the most dependable regulars—but the game never drifted. The Nemesis missed the rest of the crew, but the return still felt like the major leagues: familiar pressure, narrow margins, and just enough nonsense to keep everyone honest.


Here the report ends.
posted by Padre 18 days ago
Thank God For Poker & Cigars
Grateful for a night of bad jokes, good friends, and fireside smoke, six heroes enjoyed an "I Feel You, Ben Affleck" music mix and agreed that no matter what the world does, we can all help the people around us. There was plenty of play, and some pots were very large; still, no one finished more than eleven up (your Padre/Founder/Cyclops/Racer X/Exorcist, who won a one dollar D) or more than ten down (both your Choo-choo/Train/Rocket and the Dude/Batman/Punisher/Bond/Hebrew Hammer). It was a much needed night of peace, if not quiet, for our team of mutants on Cyclops' island sanctuary.
posted by Padre 25 days ago
Booty for the Pirate King
Last year's champion (and reigning Pirate King) played well and enjoyed a run of good cards to close out the evening. His well-earned 22 dollar win will lift him into positive territory on the chart. Also finishing in double-digits on the night were Speed's brother Racer X (aka your Padre) at 20 up, the Dude at 12 down after a two dollar derelict win, and the Counselor, our She-hulk, who took the loser's trophy at 21 down.
posted by Padre 32 days ago

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Latest Results

Title: Game 7
Date/Time: 2/17/2026 7:00 PM
Location: Church
# of Players:
Total Payout: $0.00
Winner: Rico